Est. 1965.5 • Voices of Hide • Excellence Always
Welcome to
HIDE SCHOOL
Where excellence hides in plain sight.
An elite, academically impressive, totally legitimate educational experience filled with early-morning enthusiasm and character-building activities of mysterious origin.
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Our Mission
To shape the next generation of brilliant thinkers, enthusiastic clappers, and wheelbarrow-pushing champions of tomorrow.
Hide School is designed for the most motivated young minds—students who crave challenge, community, and just a touch of mandatory fun. The Voices of Hide echo through our halls, celebrating individual growth and collective enthusiasm.
Our Core Values
The Pillars of Hide School
Enthusiasm
Especially before sunrise
Community
Usually loud
Character
Built daily through mildly chaotic activities
Potential
Unique™ and frequently rediscovered
Discovery Groups
Where Growth Meets Creative Chaos
Our innovative Discovery Therapy sessions blend traditional reflection with hands-on chaos management. Students explore profound questions like "Who am I?" and "Where did my water bottle go?"
- Team bonding through paper airplane diplomacy
- Self-reflection in dynamic environments
- Occasional philosophical laughter included
Ready to Discover Your Unique Potential™?
Join a community where growth is inevitable and enthusiasm is gently enforced. Applications now open for students who aren't afraid of 5:01 AM wake-ups.