Admissions

Where Excellence Seeks Excellence

Welcome to the Hide School Admissions Office — where morning people thrive and Unique Potential™ awaits discovery.

Ideal Candidates

We Proudly Welcome Students Who Are

Academically strong

Highly motivated

Eager to participate in spirited peer-feedback rituals

Excited about discovering their Unique Potential™

Not afraid of 5:01 AM Encouragement Warm-Ups

Requirements

A strong academic record, a love of learning, and the ability to write at least one enthusiastic paragraph per week.

Sincere readiness to join Discovery Groups, Encouragement Circles, and the famous Wheelbarrow Confidence Challenge™.

Students don't need to know exactly who they are — that's what our Potential Rediscovery System™ is for.

Process

Complete the online form with your academic history and enthusiasm levels.

"Describe a time you hid from responsibility and how it built character."

Join a live session to demonstrate your participation readiness.

Receive your letter, sealed with motivational sincerity.

Apply to Hide School today and start your journey toward Unique Potential™.

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