Admissions process at Hide School

Admissions

Where Excellence Seeks Excellence

Welcome to the Hide School Admissions Office — where morning people thrive and Unique Potential™ awaits discovery.

Ideal Candidates

We Proudly Welcome Students Who Are

Academically strong
Highly motivated
Eager to participate in spirited peer-feedback rituals
Excited about discovering their Unique Potential™
Not afraid of 5:01 AM Encouragement Warm-Ups

Requirements

Admissions Criteria

Academic Excellence

A strong academic record, a love of learning, and the ability to write at least one enthusiastic paragraph per week.

Enthusiasm for Participation

Sincere readiness to join Discovery Groups, Encouragement Circles, and the famous Wheelbarrow Confidence Challenge™.

Desire to Grow

Students don't need to know exactly who they are — that's what our Potential Rediscovery System™ is for.

Process

How to Apply

1

Submit Your Application

Complete the online form with your academic history and enthusiasm levels.

2

Essay Response

"Describe a time you hid from responsibility and how it built character."

3

Virtual Encouragement Session

Join a live session to demonstrate your participation readiness.

4

Acceptance Letter

Receive your letter, sealed with motivational sincerity.

Ready to Begin?

Apply to Hide School today and start your journey toward Unique Potential™.

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